Woodgod - a Man-Brute in every way, wink wink


Think Hulk, but with goat legs and a mullet, and then you've got Woodgod. You'd think that "Woody" is a sure thing on the Hollywood fast track as the next Marvel movie blockbuster, but then, you'd have been really drunk or something. Me, I would not wait for the trade paperback collection of the Ultimate Woodgod versus Ultimate Man-Thing mini-series, if ever such a wonderful comic was produced. Until then, perhaps Pfizer will stumble upon him while researching keywords for their Viagra Adwords campaign, and discover their ultimate product spokesperson. And then he'll be thrust back into the spotlight a big way.

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