Male Pattern Baldness Superhero Vs.Gorgilla!


In a weird and wonderful turn of events, it seems that Gorgilla (the middle "g" is most definitely not silent), known to many as the Monster of Midnight Mountain, is indeed alive and really, really upset about something. It's likely that he has to face off against Dr. Druid, probably the only super-hero I can think of who sports the classic male pattern baldness look and opted not to go for the fully shaven effect. It's why he got booted from the Avengers so quickly, they thought he was like 48 or something when he was only 32. Now he's fighting back... he's not only the hair club president, he's also its potent practitioner of the occults arts.

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