
So... the Grim Reaper outs himself here in the lost world of the Warlord. Hey, look what Warlord's wearing, can you blame the poor guy for getting over-excited like that? He's very possessive though, a big red flag here to potential suitors.
Warlord versus a not-so-Grim Reaper
Labels: dc, homoerotic
Most Homoerotic Superhero Costume Ever Award

Is Superman crying because Lois is presumably dead, or are his eyes simply stinging after looking at the shocking male stripper outfit sported by the alien superhero Vartox? Apparently "gaydar" isn't one of Supes' many special abilities, or else he would have seen this one coming.
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Murderess! Murderess! MURDERESS!

There are three words that describe this issue of Supergirl. They are, in no particular order, "Murderess," "Murderess." and "Murderess." That's all I've got to say.
Oh, to hell with it.
MURDERESS!!!!!
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One Part Batman. One Part Hulk. All Parts AWESOME.

If this comic doesn't scream "Batman TV Show", I don't know what does. Except maybe Burt Ward, when someone asks him across a busy street, "Hey buddy, where do I know you from?" But that's beside the point. The point here is that Batman becomes a rather thick and distorted Bat-Hulk in this issue of the Brave and the F-ed Up. Only in this issue, thankfully, and they didn't follow it up with the proposed Spiderbat-Aquahulk. Best of all, it didn't even leave stretch marks on Mr. Wayne.
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Blackhawk vs. the Eight-Limbed Octi-Ape

I don't know what's the greatest thing about this cover. Is it the eight-limbed Octi-Ape? Is it the very presence of our Asian friend "Chop Chop?" Is it Blackhawk's description of the bizarre events unfolding before his eyes? Or is it some wonderful combination of elements? Maybe this is a question for future historians. We just need to live in the moment.
Labels: dc, monkeys, monsters, politically incorrect
My Greatest Adventure... or just My Bad?

Our friend the Sun is quite often portrayed in the media as a gently smiling friend to all. But listen, the day your head suddenly transmorgifies into a blistering hot circle of mahoosive destruction, I'm betting your expression will be more like that of our chum Sun Creature here. Good grief, indeed.
It was a Comic Cavalcade indeed

"Ha ha, what a most glorious day this has been, my friends!" shouted Flash, as he sprinted down into the daisy field. "Just you try to catch me!"
"Ho, what sport is this?" gleefully responded Green Lantern. A fine red hue spread across the sky, and he couldn't recall such a spectacular dusk as this. He was overcome with joy. "It seems that the game is afoot!"
"Now boys!" cried Wonder Woman with a zeal she had not felt since her days dancing in the golden island sand with her sisters. Oh, how she laughed, swinging so high she felt as if her fingers could grace the resplendent face of the moon.
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