When "What If?" Officially Ran Out of Scenarios

The word "Adopted" probably has as much place in a What If? title as did "Baptized" or "Nourished" or "Comforted", or "Scrubbed". This issue was pretty much near the end of the last What If? run (and I'm just guessing that here, I'm far to lazy too look it up) so we were spared "What If THE PUNISHER Cheered Up MAN-THING?!?" and "What If MODOK rented an apartment from PROFESSOR CHARLES XAVIER?!?"

Guess Who's Never Getting Invited Back to the Olympics?

Where's Mitt Romney when you need him? Spidey and Hulk are just making a mess of things. Typical Americans. Yet still, something along these lines would probably be the only reason I'd watch the Winter Olympics at all. That, and maybe curling. I'm sorry, the Olympics are so boring that I can barely even finish typing this post. I'm surprised you're still reading this too. Isn't American Idol on? That's the new Olympics in my book. I watch that and chant "USA! USA!" more than you might think. It just feels right.